{"id":22,"date":"2012-02-01T13:17:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T13:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2012-12-06T16:44:58","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T16:44:58","slug":"faith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Comrade Barf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What faith were you brought up in?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153None. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m atheist.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nShe looks at me like I am a dog with only three legs.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I feel so soooorry for you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says.<br \/>\nI shrug. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m okay with it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I reply.<br \/>\nWhat follows is an hour long conversation where she, an elderly Mormon<br \/>\nraised back east, tries to find common ground with me, a young atheist<br \/>\nraised in the southwest.<br \/>\nWe are both human. That is the extent of our common ground.<br \/>\nShe tries desperately to convince me that Jesus had portended the<br \/>\narrival of more prophets. I gently remind her that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe in<br \/>\nJesus. She talks about the miracles God has worked in her life. I nod<br \/>\nand commend her for her strength and faith in such dire times. Back<br \/>\nand forth we go until she reaches her hand out and says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153take my<br \/>\nhand.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I do. She looks into my eyes and says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153everything happens for<br \/>\na reason. You are meeting me today for a reason. Promise me. Promise<br \/>\nme you will go home and pray. A man never stands so tall as when he is<br \/>\non bended knee.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d She says it with such resoluteness, such strength in<br \/>\nher eyes, knowing that she has spread a little of the magic she holds<br \/>\nso dearly to her heart.<br \/>\nI look back into her eyes and say: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think so.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nShe let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s go, exasperated, and I thank her for coming in and step out<br \/>\nto see my next patient.<\/p>\n<p>-Barf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What faith were you brought up in?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153None. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m atheist.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d She looks at me like I am a dog with only three legs. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I feel so soooorry for you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says. I shrug. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m okay with it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I reply. What follows is an hour long conversation where she, an elderly Mormon raised back east, tries [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,18],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inside-my-cerebrum","tag-atheist","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.medicineislaughter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}